Both can be good.
Both can be bad.
Often times — at least in the Balkans — trains are the less expensive option, so when watching the budget, they are the only mode of transport that can work.
So, travel by train or bus? Which is better?
Why opt for a bus?
1. They don’t have to stop at an entrance to a tunnel for 40 minutes so a train going the opposite direction can pass through.
2. Most times (except in the Balkans), you have an assigned seat. That means the person next to you has an assigned seat, too. You don’t have to sit and silently pray to be the lucky couchette that doesn’t fill up. (Every train I have been on has had one couchette, for some reason or other, that has remained blissfully near-empty).
3. There aren’t sliding glass doors where people in the small aisle can glare at you while they think you are sleeping or reading your book.
4. No one can come into your little bus aisle. On trains, people come into your couchette in the middle of the night.
5. There (most of the time) is air-con.
6. There are stops for food and drink.
7. The toilets aren’t from the 1970s. Yes, most buses don’t have the toilets on-board open, but when you stop for #6, you get to use a REAL restroom. Granted, you have to pay, but is a small fee to know you won’t get some rare disease or have to dodge the grime and gross that comes with toilets that are never cleaned on the train.
8. The lights on the buses turn off at night. You don’t have to wait for everyone in a couchette to finish reading, word puzzles, etc. to turn the light off. The bus driver does it for you. And then, if you WANT a light on, you have your own little light you can turn on.
9. If you stop for a long period of time you can get off of the bus, and tell the driver you are doing so. On trains, good luck finding the conductor.
10. You don’t have to lift your heavy bag into the storage compartment above. It won’t fit. Instead, it goes below (sometimes for a small fee), but you are gloriously rid of the extra baggage until you arrive at your destination. (Just keep your valuables on you, not stowed away.)
11. You don’t have to worry about avoiding eye contact. No one is sitting in front of you and facing you. The only thing you can stare at is the scenery out your window, or the back of the person’s head who is sitting on front of you.
12. The guy in the food car can’t blare his loud polka-style music so everyone the next car over can hear. There is no food car on the bus.
13. At stops, you have a selection of food. On the train, you have a choice of a few very overpriced sandwiches, none of which are actually filling or tasty.
14. Unless there is a problem with the bus, every time you stop, or go down a hill, or wind around a mountain, you don’t damage your ear drums with the high-pitched scraping of the brakes.
15. Buses take less time to get to the final destination than trains.
Why travel by train?
1. You can walk around.
2. You can’t watch the conductor and hope the person doesn’t fall asleep. You just have to assume the person won’t.
3. You can use the toilet on board. At your own risk. And wash your face … if you trust the water coming out of the faucet. If there is water coming out of the faucet.
4. You get off of the road and get to see some beautiful and untouched parts of the world.
5. If people speak your language in your couchette, you can have a conversation. Or a party.
6. Trains are cheaper (at least in the Balkans).
7. You don’t have to worry about traffic.
Which do you prefer and why?